April 2009
3 posts
On People Claiming They Have No Talent...
Knock that crap off immediately. This is the tumblrdome, people. Do you mean to tell me that you can create nothing? Trace your hand in crayon on construction paper and turn that squiggly bitch into a turkey (I know I just ruined it for someone). Tell a joke, kick the crap out of a song you like, do an impression of Chewbacca making out with Donald Duck.
Do. Anything.
What, you’re afraid...
On Judging...
This will not be a competition, because that would be like trying to vote on which one-gallon bucket of water is more wet.
On the Date...
I figured June would give you all a chance to prepare yourselves in whatever way necessary. I know juggling bacon is like riding a bike, but some may need air in that bike’s tires.
…and some may need a new bike.
