June 2009
65 posts
remiel:
For the 2009 Tumblr Talent Show.
“I Really Like Radiohead”
Evidence of Talent:
marleymarley:
Been racking my brains all day trying to figure out what to submit: I got nothin to share.
Except this:
I can read the FUCK out of 18th Century/Romantics women’s literature.
(bow, turn, bow)
Thank you.
midstreammom:
The Origami Video
Are you still taking entries for Tumblr talent? Here is my very lame late entry.
Sometimes I write poetry, too (Alternate talent...
cleversimon:
two nights on a train
it’s Tuesday night and I am moving in smooth increments through downtown streets, between students and mothers, the sad and wild-eyed, late workers and the lost and the slow, deep forces of the city
or it’s Saturday, and I am unfolding a letter on the edge of your bed, thick paper heavy in my hands, chewed finger running word to careful dizzy word,...
My talent is Twitter.
bananagrams:
Also, I have no time to show off.
Because this is my tumblr account, I can't reblog...
So here’s the link:
The RainBowie Connection.
Good luck not having your mind blown.
-luckyshirt
talent show entry: happily
inthefade:
I honestly did not think of writing as material for a talent show. When I think talent show, I think singing, dancing, playing an instrument, juggling…things like that. Granted, the only talent shows I have ever been to were in high school, but still, that’s what I thought. A whole bunch of you encouraged me to enter the show with something I wrote so, here goes. Thank you for the...
myrm:
Talent Show Submission
portorock:
Tumblr Talent Show 2009
A fun day at the lake, where I ride switchfoot, do a couple of wake hops and finish with a 180 to revert before I eat it. Good times.
Oh, we're sharing our talents?
mayafish:
I literally just had this conversation at a party last night. The only thing we could come up with for me: I’m great in bed. I’m serious; this happened. Everyone else had actual talents, and I’m the one destined to be a prostitute. I quit life.
My talent is showering: I'm *really* good at it.
(via myrm)
My talents include...
piscesinpurple:
Picking up pencils with my toes
Putting my feet behind my head
Carrying watermelons
Writing eulogies (and not crying when I deliver them)
Diapering running toddlers
Sounding authoritative when I have no idea what I’m talking about
Folding clothes like a Gap employee
Spraining my right ankle
Quoting the movie Heathers
Starting (but not finishing) writing projects
Quiche,...
Talent Show
ronbailey:
Does writing the occasional poem count as a talent?
I hope so, cause it’s all I got:
Things I Can’t Control
My heart will still race when you walk in the room. I’ll still smile when I first hear your voice. I’ll still instantly think about how soft your lips are against my skin. I’ll recall the curve of your stomach, the swell of your breasts, and how it feels to be inside of you....
For the Tumblr Talent Show
americanmailorderbride:
which I totally forgot about, I’m going to tell you my recipe for Flu Soup:
1. Wake up at noon, feeling like shit. Ascertain that you and domestic partner are both ill, but able to eat.
2. Drop two frozen chicken breasts and 4 smashed garlic cloves in slow cooker on highest setting. Go back to bed.
3. Three hours later, add a cup of chicken broth and a cup of cooked...