My talents include…
Picking up pencils with my toes
Putting my feet behind my head
Carrying watermelons
Writing eulogies (and not crying when I deliver them)
Diapering running toddlers
Sounding authoritative when I have no idea what I’m talking about
Folding clothes like a Gap employee
Spraining my right ankle
Quoting the movie Heathers
Starting (but not finishing) writing projects
Quiche, PIzza and Tzakziki
